The Ongoing Saga Of Future Husband
Perhaps it was how well his glasses set off his nose. Perhaps it was the way he could pull off even the most horrifying...
“Things College Students Should Already Know” Week Continues
JRC—This week, campus dedicated itself to awareness of sexual assaults in a continuation of the series sponsored by...
Campus Security Officers Busted After Trip to Colombia
CAMPUS SECURITY OFFICE— On Tuesday, President Raynard Kington’s office released a statement condemning...
Nothing Is Funny This Week
JRC- Students across campus were shocked to discover that there was literally nothing funny about this week. Given the proximity to the end of the semester, students were too focused on their studies to even give a single thought...
Officer Gray Goes Native
GRINNELL- The infamous Grinnell Police Officer Ben Gray was recently given the opportunity to go undercover as a college student. However, instead of enforcing inane...
Haines 3rd To Get Dorm Baby In Lieu Of Dorm Pet
Haines 3rd—Residents of Haines 3rd announced this week their plan to obtain and raise a dorm baby in collaboration with SEG and the developmental Psych students. “The restrictions on pets in the dorms, specifically...
Hume Versus Zombies
SHACS—Last night, Samuel Johnson ’12 was summoned to Scottish philosopher David Hume’s bedside in the health center. Hume had apparently been mortally wounded by a zombie bite. As Johnson described, the esteemed...
Editorial: To Kingdom Come
By Joe Engleman '14 Levon Helm died last week, and given how busy things are I hadn’t really had much time to think about his death beyond listening to some of his songs. We, the living, are left to try to understand and think...
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